Shout out to all the childless whores that be fucking up them pretzel lines at disney world. Y’all are the worst and some random mom out there hates you.
Update: The Post also thinks you’re a weird childless whore.
Proud to be a pretzel-buying, childless whore
My aunt and uncle never had kids. They’ve had a Disney timeshare and regularly gone to Disney World since 1993. Where is this weird “Disney parks are only for families with kids” entitled attitude coming from?
And of course blame millennials because why notThis is hilarious to me, because I recognize on a bone deep level that running after a toddler at DW all day can make one insane.
But seriously, if you’re at DW with a 3yo, that’s your mistake. I’ve made that mistake, just don’t do it. They’re too little to be allowed on like 98% of the attractions, and the noise and crowd are just too much for them. It’s very unlikely the day will end without them breaking up in tears.
DW really isn’t a great place for toddlers. They’ll enjoy the whole thing much more when they’re a bit older.
I am just wondering about what would happen if all parents with kids could skip the queue.
Like, a ‘skipping-the-queue’ queue?
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