in other news that isn’t suicides from great great great great (etc) aunts in the 30s and flaming cars:

i bought the she ra dollsssssssssss

they were the only ones there and i got the fuck out of there like i was getting away with something

a kid hovered in front of them as soon as I spotted them and i’m there like ‘do not pick them up, do not pick them, do not, do not’ and as soon as she was gone, I snatched and ran