Okay, but I want a modern Disney Store 1/6 scale doll line that only includes:
- Kidagakash Nedakh (who I love so much that I can spell her name right in my sleep)
- Megara (AND all five Muses)
- Esmeralda
- Captain Amelia (and Jim)
- Jessica Rabbit
- Lilo and Nani (and David too, I guess, as Nani’s accessory. He is a valid dude of color.)
- Eilonwy
- Yzma, saggy old lady tits and all
- Cruella de Vil
- Maid Marian
- Jane Porter
- Roxanne
- Sally
- That one human girl with the pigtails from the Man-Village that pretends to “drop” her water vessel even though she really wasn’t fooling anybody. Alternately, Penny, who would use literally the exact same mold, much like how Mowgli and Christopher Robin are pretty much the same kid. I would include Wart but he facially emotes much more. (This house style kid design exhaustion isn’t actually that gender-dependent. Jenny from Oliver & Company and Cody from Rescuers Down Under are also the exact same kid.)
With the caveat that they finally fix their body sculpt problem with the bowed legs that can’t fucking sit down at even close a 90° angle, and update their outdated articulation. Disney may be a completely flawed and often downright immoral megacorporation with too much power and not enough good decisions regarding their merch but we are owed these dolls. I just want a badass alien space captain with a laser gun. With working wrists and ankles. That’s not too much to ask.
(via cosmomoore)
