welcome to Mealtimes With Executive Dysfunction, please have a look at our menu:
- leftovers from the last time you had a Real Actual Meal (you lucky bastard)
- leftovers from the last time you had a Real Actual Meal (you lucky bastard), except they aren’t actually there anymore because you ate them for lunch
- staring into the fridge and whining
- plain rice
- tuna straight from the can
- tuna ON TOP OF PLAIN RICE WHAAAAAAT *air horn noises*
- something that’s probably gone bad a little but you don’t have the energy to care
- something you actually like but you’re too tired to cook it properly
- something you hate but it’s still slightly better than all the other options
- canned soup
- cheese???????
- peanut??? butter?????????????
- guilt about eating canned soup for the 6th time this week
- oh thank god i have vegetables in the freezer
- the fresh vegetables you accidentally left to rot because preparing them was too much effort
- the easiest & least appetizing of 5 ways you know how to cook eggs
- 12 different snack foods over a period of 5 hours
- not eating anything at all for the next seven hours because you couldn’t decide between any of the above, so you gave up and now you have a headache
(via propheticfire)
