What did I say last year if not “I won’t need to buy any other limited edition Disney dolls unless they make Esmeralda or Meg”

I should probably also amend this to include Kida

But figures they’d snag me first with bowling carpet Ariel and then pull me in with the Disney women most crucial to my childhood

I would be reacting this way even for a basic play line release of these two, but okay limited edition so be it

Luckily I mostly find the limited edition dolls to be like, oh, that’s a cool thing to see, just a pretty thing to see pictures of and carry on without

But then they did Ariel with Madonna gloves and neon and thst was non negotiable

And now I’m looking at this new group and and the others are like oh yeah okay there’s a doll in a fancy dress, they look kinda the same as always, but Esmeralda and Meg set off alarms in heart or some garbage