nonasuch:

dragonsrequiem:

lesbopuritanism:

“wish I could get away with wearing stuff like that” is shorthand for “I think you dress like a clown but I’m also aware that you’re cooler than me”

I love to respond with “What’s stopping you?” And watch them flounder.

I have customers who say things like this a lot, and I’ve started responding with the following:

“You can! No one can stop you.”

(via tinsnip)