So Onyx

Chased a fish I was swishing on fishing pole toy just as I was changing direction with it, attempted and failed to stop sliding across the floor, proceeded to become semi hogtied by the toy, rocketed through the lower level of the cat tree in a panic tearing the wand out of my hand and wrapping it around one of the columns in the tree snapping it in half against the wall while Onyx continued to haul ass behind the couch, smash into my side table, panic and run into the kitchen sliding across the floor on a rug into my recycling, attempting yet again to pick up traction on a smooth floor while dragging remains of the fishing rod which is scattering bowls and cans and overturning the water dish thereby absolutely soaking my kitchen, and bolted into my bedroom

Where I found Onyx on my bed, paws soaked and knotted together by a fish on elastic, on my Dalek pillow.