prokopetz:

Essential cat vocalisations:

• Follow me quickly, it’s an emergency! *leads human to a ball of lint*
  
  
• I don’t need anything in particular, I just want you to verbally acknowledge that I exist
  
  
• What you’re doing doesn’t bother me enough to actually do anything about it, but I want my disapproval on the record nonetheless
  
  
• That was supposed to be something else, but my vocal cords weren’t warmed up, so it came out as a squeak
  
  
• Cat.exe is restarting – please stand by
  

(via propheticfire)