why do wireless radios from the 1920s look so evil
*buys this from the shady antiques store downtown despite the cryptic warnings and threats from the ancient shopkeeper behind the counter and as soon as i get home and turn it on a demon busts out of it and traps my soul inside so that i can only communicate my plight with the outside world through archived broadcasts before possessing my empty corpse and placing a generational curse on my entire family*