For some reason, I turned on Wreck It Ralph 2 this morning and I forgot that that movie was just like, “Hey, you know what we’re gonna add in this sequel?  Super cool ladies you both want to be and be gay for, none of whom are villains!”

And I’m so glad we got a fashion doll of Yesss, but dang, I could have used a Shank too.

And that’s the story of what I did instead of any of the responsible shit I need to do this morning.