Barbie opened her bag and was struck by the novelty of paper.

She also has a furry lima bean sidekick animal that’s supposed to explode into something recognizable.

Speaking of making things recognizable, man, Mattel, make some of these background green people with cones on their heads.

Barbie is also telepathic, okay, cool.

Weird twins clearly designed to be made of transparent colored glitter infused plastic in marketing. I keep thinking “oh, that would look really cool, but I bet they made it with a molded on bodice.”

All these people sound really familiar.