The Royal Palace was completely prepared for Barbie turning Swan Lake into a DJ scratching Rhythm party.

The king is apparently named Constantine???

He’s just outlawed dancing in any manner but slow deliberate ballroom And has a grudge against Barbie For doing things her own way. We know this will be the wrong thing because his facial proportions are super exaggerated and everyone else was sculpted by Mattel.

Oh, Barbie Dad still exists. She skyped him In what I’m betting is the outfit that the corresponding doll for this movie was sold in. Which is a shame because the one where she had a cool metal feather design around one ear and an Elsa braid was much better. But this outfit looks easier to make entirely out of hard plastic so I bet it’s what they went with.

Dad keeps ending his motivational speeches by telling her to have fun like this is a school field trip and not like Stars Vanishing across the Galaxy doesn’t mean planetary death for presumably billions of people who no longer have a sun.