Oh the big space dragon thing they have to catch is hideous. They didn’t mean for it to be. But I hate it. I hate every noise it makes. Every movement. Ugh.

And now they’re doing like a Tarzan Trashing the Camp thing to capture it. Because we must establish Once again that Barbie’s Rhythm will save the universe. Although I have no idea why she thought that was going to be the solution. She watched the horrid thing Bump her hoverboard a few times and decided that it liked the sound it made and not that it was chasing and batting it to brutally kill it and eat it. Like an animal with teeth does.

I can’t take some of this dialog seriously with people just saying “you can’t do that, Barbie” Like what the hell are you saying Barbie isn’t a real person

Why doesn’t she have an alias for this movie? I am absolutely jarred out of everything when someone says her name.

Anyway, BARBIE™ freed horrible Dragon space thing that I hate so much because she thought it was going into the zoo. But when they come back and she tries to defend herself the king is like yeah, well, it wasn’t going in my Zoo it was going to guide us to our ultimate destination and now you fucked everything up. And she quite rightfully is like hey, if you would have just told me what the fuck we were doing, I would have made a different choice.

This is me in real life. Like I just want to know why I’m doing things. I don’t want to be told just do them and don’t question anything. It also helps me to do things if I know why I’m doing them because it makes them like a logical pattern versus just random shit that I’m doing because someone said do it.

Not that this is revolutionary or anything like The movie is going to ultimately be on Barbie’s side no matter what, so whatever.