And then Barbie picks up a star or the abstract representation of a star? It is unclear. There’s just a lot of things that are about the size of lemons While shaped like planets ricocheting around in this space. And Barbie hears them singing When she holds one up to her ear like a seashell and it’s the song she’s been using the force to so at least that makes more sense now.

Oh she just. Pulled a whole Elsa. She shot some sparkly dust out of her hands and floated up in the air and whoosh shiny new dress and even more pink in the hair and light is restored back to places that didn’t even appear to be missing it. The song is huge and Stardust bits are spiralling from the ceiling.

’ All we had to do was look up and dance.’

In the way that the king doesn’t allow. You know.

The king has decided she’s a princess now. “Princess Starlight” Because her mom used to call her Starlight. Her dad is there at the big party held in her honor, which she is of course late to. He in no way acts like she just went to the epicenter of the universe and prevented everything from going into an absolute zero lockdown in the vacuum of space. She did a good job at the science fair.

She makes the king dance at a pop music party. Because they are very different people, but they can learn from each other.

And then the narrator comes back in to tell us that ‘Thanks to Barbie, Who was “the one” after all, stars were returned to the Galaxy.’

That sure was a Barbie movie. Both worse and better than expected?

I don’t know why I did that, thanks for sitting through it.