If you ever are in a position to go to Knott’s Berry Farm, don’t
Truer words have never been spoken… and yet I want to know what brought this about?
I just… went, honestly.
It was not good. I listened to a big foam mascot of Charlie Brown rap about sending Snoopy to the moon 2.5 times, the layout was confusing, the maps weren’t fucking labeled so we couldn’t find half the shit we wanted to ride, the food was absurdly priced, an awful lot of old west and exploiting native Americans (though I watched and appreciated the man who works as a native dance educator), not nearly enough fucking berries frankly, it bears mentioning the layout was confusing again because we ended up at either the blacksmith or the main gate at least seven times, the background music was deafening, the people with small children were obscenely rude, staff costuming was ?????, free food voucher didn’t work for the food we actually wanted, uncomfortable Mexican theming when it wasn’t old west
It was just bad.
