So, at one point in the Macra Terror Jamie does ‘The Highland Fling’ for a bunch of Cheerleaders.  I’ll be honest with you dudes, that despite me having Scot blood, I didn’t actually think it was real. Especially because Jamie tells the cheerleaders that it gets its name from how you fling yourself out of the room.  Whiiiich, is the opposite of what the Highland Fling is supposed to accomplish, actually. Apparently you are hot shit at that dance if you don’t bounce anywhere at all.

If you had not guessed, this video is a man doing the Highland Fling.

Guys, if telesnaps are to be believed, then Jamie did this dance while wearing trousers, a weird bellhop-ish button-y shirt, and sporting a flower lei.

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“Sir? We’re going to need to take you in on several charges of aggravated assault with a deadly pout.

To make matters worse, at the end of the episode, Jamie reprises his dance.  WITH BEN, POLLY AND THE DOCTOR. 

GUYS, why are there not heaps of fanart and silliness about this?  Here, allow my girlfriend and I to get you started (annotated with links to better understand the talk of two people who have lived in each other’s laps for five years):

Rachel:  Also: I would give SO MUCH MONEY to see Jamie do this, yes

I would be laughing giant tears of painbut I would love to see that 

Rachel:  …you know what this reminds me of?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dx2CUMtZ-0

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The Mating Dance - A must see!!!! 

me:  oh my god

 My face right now 

Rachel:  can’t unsee 

me:  LOOK AT MY LEGS DOCTOR 

Rachel:  this is the mating dance of the wild scottish highlander
:D 

me:  I may have just startled the cat by sporflling 

Rachel:  it is an understandable sporfle
it’s funny, isn’t it, how wildly different dances are across cultures 

me:  I am now imagining Jamie doing this AT the Doctor, with a Sokka-esque rose in his mouth and I am simultaneously sick and amused 

Rachel:  yes
me too
also I am thinking of that bit in Toy Story 3 where Buzz gets set in spanish modeand he does that ridiculous little salsa crab-dance at Jesseand she’s all 'lolwhut’

GO GO GO.