Great Pyramids, but they’re the Bass Pro Shop in Tennessee
Eiffel Tower, but it’s the cowboy version in Paris Texas
London’s Tower Bridge, but it’s the replica in Suzhou China (it has twice as many towers lol)
The Statue of Liberty, but its in the Netherlands and she’s holding a can of beans (I’m serious)
The Statue of Liberty again, but she’s in Spain and holding TWO torches, damn
The Taj Mahal but it’s in Bangladesh and it’s pink and like, I’m sorry, but like, really cute
The Great Sphinx, but it’s in China and also Iron Man is there
Might I interest you in a State of Liberty wearing a Vegas Golden Knights jersey?
Allow me to introduce you to Stonehenge, but it’s in Nebraska and also it is made of cars. Carhenge.
I have been to carhenge, and it is deeply, wonderfully unsettling.
Also had a terrific milkshake while out there
(via propheticfire)
