I just fell in the alley outside my work lost my entire lunch and scraped most of the flesh off of my knee in the parking lot so I’m going to MedExpress
Without my leggings because they are ripped and covered in blood and skin and gravel
It’s gonna take an hour because everyone is scared of the coronavirus
I’m dressed in skulls and poison, laughing and oozing blood from my knee without the bottom half of my outfit👍
I really just wanted to eat my buffalo chicken and write and now my knee is aching hamburger>:[
And now I’m gonna get stitches! I’ve never had those before!
I’m so hungry
Seven stitches.
Am going to eat a doctor.
No one has the stuff I was prescribed
My underwear won’t stay up without my leggings
Cannibalism of the next person I encounter imminent
The general finale to this story is that I took my prescription to four pharmacies and no one had the stuff so I went back to my original pharmacy for them to order it so that I could get some tomorrow and then the pharmacist had to tell me that the doctor had not signed the prescription.
At this point my legs were really aching and swollen and I was having several wardrobe malfunctions at the same time
I got home at literally the same moment that I get home everyday I just spent half the day having things stabbed through my knee flesh instead of working on paperwork
And then I bought pizza like a responsible adult. I got buffalo chicken because that was what I had wanted to eat this afternoon and what I watched tumble all over the alley as I crashed into the asphalt.
So that was that Adventure.
