silly-jellyghoty:

That’s it. I’m about to die of laughter and the reason why i have troubles breathing at the moment is called blunthead tree snake. Look at him. Just look at this unbelievable joke of a reptile world!

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Look at those eyes. I swear, that noodle has eyes bigger than combined size of brains of it’s whole family. Eyes.

Eyes!

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EYES!!!

But that’s not all. The whole thing looks like one of those 80’s cartoons where Tom got squeezed through sewer or pasta maker and became a wiggly shoelace. I mean.. damn

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Snek

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You o'rite?

Hey mate

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I have some live mice pinkies if you are hungry

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I’m laughing so much!!! 😂🤣🤣 Honestly, this is what the ultimate winner of Snake game looks like irl. This is some serious pootoo/chicken from Moana energy right here!!!

He LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

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He found the hole that was made for him.

(via tinsnip)