ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY
I will always try and reblog this.
My mom is a flight attendant and I can confirm this is 100% true when they have an empty flight, the crazy ones even go “cart surfing” which is where they get the pilot the go down a bit until they get on top of the beverage cart, then the get him to pull up and they go flying down the aisle until they hit a chair and fly off.
my friend is training to become an air hostess and her lecturer told her about cart surfing and gave at least 30 examples of when it’s happened, so i too can back this up
I feel like I just got a new episode of Cabin Pressure
I was on an enormous plane with four people once. Our extremely gay flight staff was blasting Lady Gaga and saying shit like, “let’s do this, bitches, you all know how to fasten the seat belt”
I feel like if a light-switch rave had been possible on the plane we would have done it
(via love-lays-bleeding)
