nimyosa asked:
Ladyyyyy, I just got the keys to my house today and I'm left with one key that doesn't go /anywhere/ on the entire property and I have unfortunately come to the conclusion that it must lead to hell.
Friend, I’m sorry, you may have an unavoidable destiny with the Anti Christ. I would recommend not making a necklace out of the extra key. This will save you both physical inconvenience and psychological damage! You’ll still be absolutely fucked by the system later but at least you’ll be on a slightly higher footing.
