an advertisement for cats: this SOFT, SMALL, sleeping MACHINE, will commit CRIMES in your home in the the name of zoomies, hatred of toilet paper, love of crashing sounds, and SPITING GOD
with a rough tongue, no regard for the laws of man, and a body made of the concept of liquids it WILL vibrate happily next to you for free
AND all of this can be yours for the small price of money
BUY CAT TODAY
(via love-lays-bleeding)











