I feel like to really understand what the fuck my brain has been doing tonight, not so much in a comprehension way, but in a ‘fuller picture’ way, you need to know that posts about calling my mother with worrying questions, and laughing about having written so much fanfic that it has its own canon to keep track of, and making bad money decisions and gay fanart have all been made while this has been on repeat in the background
Lady I had no idea this existed and I regret every second before now because this wild ass song wasn’t in my life
This is a gift that I am so happy to have been able to give. One of my favorites from this year’s cancelled Eurovision and I don’t think anyone else has appreciated how fucking weird and thus goddamn delightful it is. I can’t get the image of that backup singer lady in the Zoe Heriot jumpsuit staring into the camera without blinking out of my head. And the sudden cut to the man in black lipstick applied to his entire mouth surprises me every time.
I’ve also just been chanting ‘uno uno uno’ for like four days.
What In The Merry Fuckery, this is surface silky and underneath Malevolent
RIGHT? I love it on a wacky surface level, but the way they just stare at you with some kind of Mona Lisa emotion and only moving their thighs is hypnotic. They all know something I don’t but I feel I am on the verge of joining them.














