I’m somehow impressed that the Hasbro Comfy Princess line is even worse in person than in the boxes or in photos. I have obtained several to cannibalize for Projects, but damn
My “favorite” part is their inclusion of a totally normally proportioned Moana with the smooshed balloon heads
These two both have their feet on the ground.
They even packaged these two together like what were they ????
Moana came to a normal person party and no one else showed up as a normal person.
Wild.
Anyway I guess now I have some bodies to alter and chop and some random accessories and experiments to conduct with paint and chemicals and whatever
Gay Doll Agenda will benefit slightly from this venture, so all is good. I literally only bought them because the body shapes looked possibly compatible. I was going to shrink some heads, and I might still do that out of curiosity, but these heads are all somewhere on a terrifying scale in profile and I don’t want to use any of them for my plans any longer, so oh well, that was a nice random Adventure
It looks like they said “enh, we already got one of them artikylated Mo-ana dolls, we’ll just use that un for this un”
I cannot get over the squished profiles on these bitches. Like they aren’t terrible from the front but as soon as they turn their heads…yikes.
Ariel feels by far the scariest of the ones I acquired, from every angle, but yeah, each of these is like a surprise horror story
