concept: a mini-sphinx that sits on your counter and asks you riddles any time you try to get by her, and if you get the answer wrong she knocks a bunch of shit off the counter
Look, acquiring a mini-sphinx is a real commitment, and I’m tired of these irresponsible pet owners complaining that their mini-sphinx is refusing to let them get to their coffee without answering a riddle.
You’re! Not! Providing! Enough! Enrichment!
An adult mini-sphinx needs a specific kind of enrichment, and if you haven’t provided her with a small treasure of some kind, she’s going to find her own! Have you been letting her devour appropriately-sized warriors? Have you given her a model town to periodically attack? Then you’d best either rehome that mini-sphinx, or get to a local expert for help.
(via love-lays-bleeding)
