no matter how good I feel going into a WalMart, I always come out wanting to beat someone over the head with a crow bar and drag them back to my specifically prepared murder room to harvest their flesh for dark purposes
You feel good before going into Walmart?? I have to actively talk myself into completing the journey as soon as I pull into the parking lot 😆
I have to psych myself up to go and sometimes something nice has happened in the morning or the tunes in my car are good or the weather is nice
I don’t feel good because I’m going to Walmart I feel good because my body has blissfully forgotten what Walmart is like since the last time
And then it’s like, “yay they have dolls here” before my soul begins to be sucked from my body and is replaced with something that feels both like Windex and a cactus
I don’t normally go there for much but I had to get groceries and a bunch of other really specific things that I couldn’t get at my grocery specific stores and I need to just make a single trip or I’ll wipe myself out
I still feel all fucked up from going
(via barbies-and-babies)
