I’m not kidding or trying to be funny I genuinely think she deserves at least 45 Oscars for this
[The audio and video are slightly out of sink, as if the person in the video is lip-syncing.]
[A very nasally, slightly shaky, high pitched voice, with the most annoying demeanor you could imagine]: Jii-san.
[clicking noise made with the mouth, followed by a short breath]
If you had told me a year and a half ago, today, that the guy taking my order at Outback Steakhouse would one day be my husband… [She giggles as she says:] I would have never believed you!
Look at us. We’ve made it. We’ve gone through ups and downs, highs, and lows. And we’re here. Today. In front of our friends and family… and God. Getting married.
[A sharp exhale through the nose as if slightly laughing.]
I vow to not get mad at you every time you keep the toilet seat up [she says this next part very loudly:] and that’s a LOT.
And I promise to always love you, no matter what. [Her voice is shaky as if she’s laughing at this next part:] Even when it’s the Super Bowl, and the Eagles lose.
[Another clicking sound is made with the mouth, and the speaker inhales sharply, as if trying to get the audience to laugh with her.]
(via love-lays-bleeding)
