I just spent 2.5 days in hospital for… some form of cardiac event after getting discharged from the ER, re-admitted after collapsing outside, immediately discharged again and then re-admitted again a couple of hours later to a different hospital via ambulance, had to self-discharge early because the hospital pharmacy couldn’t source my regular meds and the withdrawal effects are Not Worth It, walk seven and a half miles home on 1 hour sleep to pick up my medication only to find my regular pharmacy closed earlier than normal, attempt to source an emergency prescription for a controlled substance on a saturday in a pandemic, calll twenty three different pharmacies locating said meds, and proceed to quite literally sprint to 3 of them (total distance 3 miles) within the space of an hour uphill in a mask before they closed and then
after all that
i locked myself out and had to £132 for a locksmith because i don’t have the right fucking tool on me.
you know why i walked 7.5 miles home this morning after being hospitalised for heart problems?
because i didn’t have £10 for a taxi. my bank balance is negative
someone fucking shoot me
ko-fi.com/happycigarettes i literally have -£400 in my bank account
(via thatlittleegyptologist)











