every time my partner and i take a shower, when we get out he wraps his towel around himself like a toga and just goes “okay, i’m ready!” like he’s just gonna go out on the town like that. he’s been doing it for years and i hate him.
also, we joke that every morning when we wake up we make a choice to be together, and inevitably he’ll say something stupid and i’ll say every night that i made the wrong choice
I HATE the one about telling her she’s been in a coma but tge rest of these are fucking hilarious.
I think I am not fun as a person because most of these would make me really, really mad.
