Yo, Cap'tn Bunjy? I know you collect Cursed Lunchboxes that you take to your Very Adult Job. I, too, wear Cursed Merchandise: psychedelic hoodies.
BEHOLD:
This is going to be in my mailbox on Friday. I am a tax paying adult. I wear stuff like this while having in-depth conversations with the Base Commander about incoming supplies while wearing stuff like this: