I’ve found that whenever I get anxious about something, it helps to sing a little song about it to make myself feel better.
So far, my top hits include:1. Doot-Doo Doot-Doo Doo, Climbing On The Roof, Doot-Doo Doot-Doo Doo, Not Gonna Die
2. Driving On The Road, My Family’s In The Car. Better Not Swerve Into Traffic Cause We’ll All Die
3. I Am Alone, It Is Very Dark. Just Heard A Noise, Don’t Like That.
4. I’m Burning My Hands, But That’s Okay, I’ve Got Two Hands And I Can Grab Things With My Feet
5. There’s A Raccoon In Here, And That’s Just Fine
6. Not Gonna Fall Off The Roof (Dubstep Remix)
7. Raw Fish Tastes Bad, Prob'ly Should'a Cooked That, Didn’t Read The Box And That Was A Mistake
8. La Te Da Te Da, Bleeding A Lot, Doo Tee Doo Tee Doo, It’s Prob'ly Fine
9. It’s Not Illegal If I Don’t Get Caught, Can’t Get Arrested If I’m Already Dead, Nobody Ever Arrested A Corpse, Ghosts Don’t Have To Follow Human Rules
(via zephuckyr)
