ladyyatexel:

lostthehat:

I feel like I should know about the sentient carpet incident.

I feel like I do know about the sentient carpet incident.

It’s like a little tickle in the back of my mind.

I can recall nearly all of the inanity that was the TPC but for the life of me I do not remember anything about the sentient carpet incident.

Someone please remind me of this because now it’s bothering me.

It wasn’t one of the things that was my fault, was it? Because there was a lot that was my fault but I can remember all that, and I can’t recall a thing about this sentient carpet incident except that I remember there was something to do with sentient carpets. 

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