LadyYateXel: It would make a good tumblr post, this.
lostthehat: I particlualry enjoy the stroking history bit.
LadyYateXel: Hahah, it’s meant to say ‘his torso’ but iscribble does not like me to write.
lostthehat: ffffff.
lostthehat: BEST MISREAD EVER.
LadyYateXel: hahaha
LadyYateXel: I love that you were just going along with that!
LadyYateXel: ‘Jamie strokes history’ and there’s no ‘Lady, what the fuck?’
I feel the need to add this bit.
LadyYateXel: Your sad Salamander is killing me.
LadyYateXel: Drawings of young!Salamander at a science fair, controlling his little volcano, terrifying the other science fair kids.
lostthehat: Because it actually has lava. And he doesn’t take well to losing to models of the solar system.
LadyYateXel: He will CRUSH THE PLANETS
LadyYateXel: or rule them all.
lostthehat: And don’t get him started on those microscope slides with mold on them.
lostthehat: Firetruck time always makes Salamander feel better after a day of betrayal.
LadyYateXel: Hee hee. I like the idea that he just hides in a room somewhere with a firetruck when he needs a break.
lostthehat: Gurl, you gonna need some censor marks over them hot socks. Dunno how this site can handle that level of ~pwror~
LadyYateXel: He makes all the siren noises.
LadyYateXel: Hahaha.
lostthehat: Once someone saw his firetruck. They’re not around anymore.
lostthehat: He would’ve shared his firetruck with Jamie, but Jamie doesn’t settle for anything less than two hearts.
LadyYateXel: I’d share MY firetruck with Jamie.
LadyYateXel: Who wouldn’t?
oh fuck, @lostthehat here it is!
