LadyYateXel: It would make a good tumblr post, this.
lostthehat: I particlualry enjoy the stroking history bit.
LadyYateXel: Hahah, it’s meant to say ‘his torso’ but iscribble does not like me to write.
lostthehat: ffffff.
lostthehat: BEST MISREAD EVER.
LadyYateXel: hahaha
LadyYateXel: I love that you were just going along with that!
LadyYateXel: ‘Jamie strokes history’ and there’s no ‘Lady, what the fuck?’
I feel the need to add this bit.
LadyYateXel: Your sad Salamander is killing me.
LadyYateXel: Drawings of young!Salamander at a science fair, controlling his little volcano, terrifying the other science fair kids.
lostthehat: Because it actually has lava. And he doesn’t take well to losing to models of the solar system.
LadyYateXel: He will CRUSH THE PLANETS
LadyYateXel: or rule them all.
lostthehat: And don’t get him started on those microscope slides with mold on them.
lostthehat: Firetruck time always makes Salamander feel better after a day of betrayal.
LadyYateXel: Hee hee. I like the idea that he just hides in a room somewhere with a firetruck when he needs a break.
lostthehat: Gurl, you gonna need some censor marks over them hot socks. Dunno how this site can handle that level of ~pwror~
LadyYateXel: He makes all the siren noises.
LadyYateXel: Hahaha.
lostthehat: Once someone saw his firetruck. They’re not around anymore.
lostthehat: He would’ve shared his firetruck with Jamie, but Jamie doesn’t settle for anything less than two hearts.
LadyYateXel: I’d share MY firetruck with Jamie.
LadyYateXel: Who wouldn’t?oh fuck, @lostthehat here it is!
@lostthehat And behold.
Ten years later, my formerly legendary Doctor Who gif collection saves the day.
why jamie, why
it’s been 50 years and we still don’t know what the fuck you are doing
