LadyYateXel: It would make a good tumblr post, this.
lostthehat: I particlualry enjoy the stroking history bit.
LadyYateXel: Hahah, it’s meant to say ‘his torso’ but iscribble does not like me to write.
lostthehat: ffffff.
lostthehat: BEST MISREAD EVER.
LadyYateXel: hahaha
LadyYateXel: I love that you were just going along with that!
LadyYateXel: ‘Jamie strokes history’ and there’s no ‘Lady, what the fuck?’
I feel the need to add this bit.
LadyYateXel: Your sad Salamander is killing me. LadyYateXel: Drawings of young!Salamander at a science fair, controlling his little volcano, terrifying the other science fair kids. lostthehat: Because it actually has lava. And he doesn’t take well to losing to models of the solar system. LadyYateXel: He will CRUSH THE PLANETS LadyYateXel: or rule them all. lostthehat: And don’t get him started on those microscope slides with mold on them. lostthehat: Firetruck time always makes Salamander feel better after a day of betrayal. LadyYateXel: Hee hee. I like the idea that he just hides in a room somewhere with a firetruck when he needs a break. lostthehat: Gurl, you gonna need some censor marks over them hot socks. Dunno how this site can handle that level of ~pwror~ LadyYateXel: He makes all the siren noises. LadyYateXel: Hahaha. lostthehat: Once someone saw his firetruck. They’re not around anymore. lostthehat: He would’ve shared his firetruck with Jamie, but Jamie doesn’t settle for anything less than two hearts. LadyYateXel: I’d share MY firetruck with Jamie. LadyYateXel: Who wouldn’t?
