would like to thank all roughly 40 of you for your support of my nightmare before christmas slow cooker

i was that teenager who could be sold absolutely anything with jack skellington on it and some part of me is that teenager yet.   thanks to that slow cooker, I believe there is now something Jack-related in every room of my house.  

i’m still real jazzed that it made food and did not turn into a electrical inferno or not cook half the chicken or something

(you know what else I fucking bought with that, I bought fucking meshy fishnet shirt things to finally become the goth loser i wanted to be so badly 20 years ago and I’m so excited about them I could vomit all my organs.  Be 14 forever, with Hot Topic)