Also watched a couple in front of me at the grocery store in which the lady said, “Oh, come on, let’s go out this way (the way clearly marked ‘entrance only’), it doesn’t matter!”  and the guy with her physically pulled her to the exit we are all supposed to be using because one way traffic and she whined that it doesn’t matter and no one will care or say anything, but she went with him. 

She had a giant bag over her shoulder that said “Good Vibes Only” and I wanted to launch her into the sun.  Corona is a Bad Vibe, Sharon, go through the door marked with the green circle and not the red circle with the red bar through it like fucking children can be taught to do. 

good vibes only is the new live laugh love, it slots my brain into ‘i loathe everything you touch’ like some kind of sleeper agent phrase