When is the Yuma doll????
It’s fucking me up, man. I gotta get Yzma because she’s Critical, Honestly. But Hades is also there? And the longer I look at him the more I really like him and it’s his first doll also and he’s one of my favorite villains honestly, plus the dual masks based on Pain and Panic and they’re comedy and tragedy masks? Damn. And that Ursula is dope as fuck? With the skeleton Flotsam and Jetsam??? I love her and there’s oil slick colored BONES around her neck how am I supposed to make rational decisions when confronted with this. I can’t be spending this kind of money on doll at a time like this but ALSO???
but you have to enter this damn online raffle nonsense to get a shot of even buying them this year because Plague, so I can’t go just stick like moss to the side of the Disney Store 3 hours before it opens like usual so who knows! 2020 might ruin this for me also!
what in the FUCKING
lottery???
i don’t even doll, i just want an yzma
next year perhaps, next year it’ll all come together
The claim is that some will eventually be in store to camp out for at a later date
Someday when my country isn’t a little patch of hell on earth, perhaps. They’ve claimed this will happen with many other items that have not yet manifested, but maybe they ate waiting for it to
You know
Not be terrible everywhere
And then it won’t be terrible somehow and you could visit, we could sneak into the mall with the walking old people and paint and knit on the big mickey mouse floor listening to our phones play music and buy Yzmas because we’ll be first in line and then we’ll laugh about how absurd it is and then go and eat pancakes at an IHOP or some shit. Just like a feel good morning adventure.
