“So there’s a kid with his eye oozing out of his face a mile or two back, and we’re not going to go check on him?”
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“I want to go home.”
“We can’t do that.”
“I know, just thought I’d throw that out there. How about hamburgers instead?”
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“In the land of ass-babies, we’re all hookers.”
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“They weren’t up to anything good.”
“You usually need a better excuse to stab people.”
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“I’m constantly worried I’m going to look at her and trigger some kind of hormonal nightmare and she’ll develop weird pseudo-incestual Lolita fantasies.”
“Holy shit, I think I’ll be over here.”
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“Just think,” she told the smoke detector on the ceiling, “I could know the differences between different kinds of salmon right now.”
I’ve just found old posts of me going through the first ISH for editing when I was finishing it and posting the wildest out of context lines I could find
It feels extra out of context now because it’s been like an additional eight years since I was doing this haha
