Nickelodeon in the 90s really gave me high expectations of what chemistry class in high school was going to be like
I didn’t raise a single Babylonian god from the dead, didn’t time travel, didn’t fight a single corpse with acid
What good was it
After I wrote this I considered that the homicides kids have the same problem, but they didn’t even get to be disappointed by chemistry class.
Some nights Tenna still lies awake thinking of all of the explosions she didn’t get to cause, all the undead she’d have been able to fight with just a swimming pool and a convenient vat of acid
