A friend of mine tagged me in something sweet and fond about music and college on Facebook.  I miss her and the time we spent living in the dorm together, so after a few weeks because I really loathe Facebook, I logged in today to reply to it.  

Things I also found: 

My fucking dad tried to recruit my goddamn German teacher from my senior year in highschool to make me talk to him.  Twice.  

A message from my step-dad’s now dead mother.  Whoops. 

My fucking abusive evil step-mother inviting me to play a game called ‘Thug Life’.