soaringsearingphoenix:

soaringsearingphoenix:

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

Like… i have to make sure my meals are nutritionally balanced… i have to make sure that the space i occupy is big enough, and interesting enough, and provide enrichment to make up for the lack of novelty… i have to make sure i get exercise… i’m not qualified for this

(via theladyem)