I was going to go get the cookies I left in my car, but now I think I might sit here and aggressively sing ‘Let It Go’ at passers by from behind my new ice curtain of death.
Not even five minutes after I posted this, I heard what sounded like my front door fucking exploding and I ran outside and yelled “HELLO?!” and found my neighbor with his satellite dish duster wacking the entire ice curtain down, sending huge chunks of it hurling into my door.
“This is really dangerous!” he called up to me.
“Yeah, I was getting to it, but you scared the hell out of me just doing it with no warning! I thought you were trying to break into my house!”
And then we stood around and ragged on my landlord for half an hour.
But fucking hell, dude, warn a person before you start lobbing several pound ice chunks against their door.
