oddpeg:

adhd-vibes:

adhd moods

  • *stands up* *sits down* *gets up again* *walks in a circle* *stands up on chair*
  • apparently, “yesterday” was actually four days ago
  • apparently, “four days ago” as actually yesterday
  • I’m not sure if i just walked away in the middle of that conversation or ended it like a normal person because i can’t remember what happened
  • ok i’ve found my phone, keys, and wallet!  …..where is my phone?
  • wait–did i just completely interrupt this person or was there a pause? i don’t remember
  • everyone hates me 
  • i know you introduced yourself to me 3 times but i cannot remember your name i am so sorry
  • *sets 17 alarms* *is still late*
  • *successfully accomplishes one (1) task or gets someplace on time for once* i am a fraud. clearly i do not have adhd and am just faking for attention :’(
  • procrastinates to initiate Hyperfocus™️
  • error: Hyperfocus™️ unavailable because the project is still boring and the time pressure isn’t enough to make it interesting this time

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