Mattel: So you like Barbie? You call yourself a Barbie Collector? Well, for every high end Barbie you critique, we will release an old favourite… with a twist. Remember your beloved Lea? She’s Neko now.
Collectors: We aren’t buying Made to Move for the faces. We’ll… we’ll be ok.
Mattel: *Places a Tropical Miko on the table*
Collectors: *pained sigh* You already put her in BMR1959 with yellow eyeshadow, no blush and a scalped hairline. You can’t hurt me!
Mattel: *slowly places a DeeDee from Barbie and the Rockers on the table* Now we wouldn’t want anything to happen to this lovely girl, would we?
well I’ll be damned, jinxed it, it’s Steffie next up on the chopping block T_T
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I will feel absolutely 0 guilt fixing Mattel’s Steffie fuckups.
Please Mattel, do your worst.
Throw her in playline so I’ll be swimming in them from Thrift stores in a couple years.
I’m going to say it with my full chest, “Do your worst Mattel! I’m ready for a challenge.”
I was |this| close to making a mold of Steffie so I could make as many as I want lol
In all honesty, I’m kinda looking forward to laughing and critiqing Mattel’s new Steffie attempts.
But seriously, thank glob
Carlyle’s Circusthe BMR linefailed miserablywas discontinued before they decided to bring Steffie back (though maybe Carlyle was the decision Steffie wasn’t used for so long).Can you imagine, clown Steffie? 🤣🤣🤣
I’ve been so confused that they weren’t using Steffie all this time.
I’m looking at this with great interest. Perhaps bad screening decisions from Mattel will make for dolls easier to repaint because I’m not in love with the base look already haha
