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Look, I was raised as a girl, and there is NOTHING AT ALL incorrect about these memes.

I made my Barbie a flame thrower (it worked) that she used to melt Ken onto the basement floor because he was cheating on her. This is not a story of a trans-boy acting out. This was the kind of things all the girls I knew did. (One friend was really into cosmetic surgery on her dolls)

Every girl I knew had a hard core spy phase including cryptography, stealth training, and researching what poisons you might be able to make with the plants on the playground.

In summary, I love these memes because they remind me of happy childhood memories…

I decided to become an oracle in the coat room in fourth grade. I brought heavy perfume, natron salt I scattered all over the floor and drew symbols in, several statues of Egyptian gods, and pieces of my Egyptian Halloween costume for The Look. The other kids swiftly decided I was worshipping Satan and no one would talk to me.

instilled my only Ken doll with such hate that I decapitated him and kept his body sealed in a box and his head in a cubby hole so he could never join again and let loose all the hate I put in him

Several attempts at constructing tombs for plastic toys…

Yeah, good times