(Video description: a man standing in a kitchen says “oh boy, I sure wish I knew how to fry an egg!” At this, a monster with a pale face, long arms, mechanical claw-like hands, and digitrade legs wearing bulky black clothes and an apron walks into the kitchen from outside, howling. The man yells “that’s my little chef!” as the monster walks over to the stove. They pick up a frying pan and put it on the burner, then open a bottle of olive oil while saying “oil, oil” and howling, and pour it in. The monster then says “egg, egg” while walking to an open carton of eggs and picking one. They crack it into the hot pan, but drop the shell in, and shriek. However, they quickly remove the shell from the pan as the man says “very nice!” The monster shrieks in victory. Then, they use a red spatula to flip the egg over in the pan and shriek in victory, dropping the spatula. Finally, they slide the cooked egg onto the man’s plate. The man says “thanks, buddy” and the monster croaks in acknowledgment. End video description.)
(Image description: A tweet by JR (@USofJR) reading “this is super cursed and also the funniest goddamn thing I’ve seen all week”. End description.)
This chills my heart to its evil core to see. It’s so rare to see a monster (especially a living object, as this young one seems to be) presented in such a friendly light, especially by a (presumably) human friend. I do not wish to sound like an Agent of Light, but I wish very much to protect the values of this family!
