Reading earlier posts about ways to Use Skills For Dead Presidents To Exchange For Goods And Services and laughed a little about sponsored reISH, just like:
“We wouldn’t have had that problem with that motel trying to fucking eat us if Jimmy had just installed NordVPN.”
“If he what?”
“NordVPN! They offer the fastest speeds in over 100 countries! Not only do they encrypt your data but you can unlock streaming services from other countries!”
“Wh- who are you talking to?”
“The first one thousand victims to use our code HOMICIDE will get 50% off a two-year subscription plan!”
“…Guys, do exorcisms work on advertising?”
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