Search for haunted doll on eBay just for shits and giggles and it’s so ridiculously full of generic porcelain and souvenir dolls. Contact The Demon King with this unlabeled Eegee Gemette. This standard sweet looking bride doll is Super Evil. I kind of like the idea of buying a doll that somebody claimed was definitely just hella fucking haunted with evil and being like, “oh, cute, let’s give you new face paint and braid your hair.”

They really are playing on a vision of dolls that I just do not have.

Although a lot of them are listed as having positive energy, which is a take on the haunted doll trope less likely to get you negative feedback from the seller who wanted to see ‘results,’ I guess.

One star, did not once fly across the room and attack my children.