former-portland-mando:

draconym:

glumshoe:

theglowstickchronicles:

draconym:

The play I’m in right now is set 300 years in the future (in the eighties) on a spaceship and the director decided that gendered terms like “bro” and “dude” are obsolete, so we’ve replaced them all with “zorbo.” Which is all well and good except that I’ve had a hard time scrubbing it from my vocabulary outside of rehearsals and I keep accidentally addressing people with “yo, zorbo” and now I feel like I should just lean into it and hope it catches on.

I’m sorry but “300 years in the future (in the eighties)” what the fuck does that sentence mean???

it’s the future but in a 1983 sort of way

I said what I meant

Look at all these zorbos

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